No, it’s no Internet euphemism. This girl was literally wrapped in a net when I reeled her in. She seemed fresh and tasty, ideal for eating raw, so I thought I could make great sushi out of her. She only needed a little extra seasoning, which I was as happy to provide as she was happy to receive. Dinner is served!

There is no Fu in Kung. And there nothing martial in these pictures, either. But there is a lot of art in what this young Asian chick does in bed. Why don’t you come and check this girl’s moves and stamina for yourself. You don’t need to avenge your old master, but you’d better prepare yourself for a world-class beating!

People often find it hard to believe that I could possibly pick ups girl like this one on the streets. Let alone do the things I show you every week. Well, whoever wants to challenge my position as the luckiest man alive, just save a few bucks and go East. Meanwhile, let me show my faithful friends some nasty dealings.

It’s a widely known fact that one of the number one turn ons is naughty schoolgirls. But it takes a girl like this to really understand the scope of this obsession. And I’m sure we’ve all been fantasizing about asian high-schoolers long before anime was such a boom. Can I get an amen, or at least a “kawaii”?

There’s something about picking up a nice, young, tattooed Thai girl that makes me warm and fuzzy inside. And I know my girl here shares the feeling. Or at least she’s took something fuzzy to her mouth and ended up with something warm inside, anyway. (If you catch my drift).

Kip is so absolutely gorgeous I had to stare at her body for a few minutes before jumping into action. I mean, you’d have to be crazy not to feast your eyes on that slimfigure of hers while she gently rubs her own tan-colored skin. And I never figured this delicate flower for a squealer! Listen to her go!

Lung may be a bit on the skinny side, but she’s been working on her stamina. She claims she can withstand the hardest sex for almost as long as she wants. To prove it, she started touching herself while I was preparing my equipment for the challenge. Two enter the bed, but only one will stand victorious. This is what I call a “win-win situation”.

Ja doesn’t look like much, but she’s a cockthirsty whore with that permanent desire to please I find most amusing in Asian girls. This time I tried to ram her from behind and see if I could wipe that smile from her face. But since I couldn’t, I decided a little facial would at least make for a funnier expression. Come here and see Ja take it like a real pro.

Beer is the name of this cute little Asian I picked up in, I kid you not, a bar. She doesn’t make you drowsy, but like her namesake can get you a little lightheaded. All of the perks and none of the side effects, she makes you feel the kind of good intoxication you need for a happy hour’s treat you can’t have only once.

When I think about hot Thais, I rarely focus on their chests. It’s no secret that big natural tits are very hard to find among them. That is, if you haven’t met Jenny. She has the kind of funbags you want to wrap your cock for a spin. And she seems to love when I cream all over them after a hardcore session. She definitely makes my wishes come true!